9 Funny Quotes About Money That Will Make You LAUGH OUT LOUD

9 Funny Quotes About Money That Will Make You LAUGH OUT LOUD

…we all want more money yes?

…well, it’s good to be light hearted and enjoy our money…

…and the funny things that we do with it or for it…

…read these quotes and learn to laugh and enjoy the time you spend with your money again!

  1. The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

    Frank Hubbard

    …ha ha ha!

    …so true huh?

    …how many times has there been some hot deal that’s going to make you rich instantly?

    …or maybe you go to gamble your money…

    …do you make money or do you really lose it?

    …wouldn’t it have been much more profitable to just keep it in your wallet?

  2. There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.

    Jack Yelton

    …lol…

    …I just went to Vegas with my family for the first time last month…

    …brought $100 to gamble, came back with $0.50…

    …it was fun, exciting, and not fun all at once…

    …this quote is so true!

  3. My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

    Errol Flynn

    …funny!

    …this is the first Net Worth joke I’ve seen…

    …hilarious!

  4. Inflation hasn’t ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

    Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
    LOL
  5. The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.

    Mad Magazine

    …so funny!

    …we do buy everything!

    …I was at a seminar once where people were racing to the stage to buy a plague of cow manure…

    …unfortunately, I was one of them…

    …you wouldn’t believe it until you see it…

  6. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

    Sam Ewing
    …this is funny =)
  7. Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.

    Author Unknown

    …I don’t really borrow money from anyone except myself anymore…

    …however, there was a time when I was in the borrowing game…

    …and this quote just makes me laugh!

  8. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    Earl Wilson

    …ok, very very funny…

    …so true though, people are ON YOU when you owe them money man…

    …get your loving from your inner well of joy, not from borrowing ok ; ) ?

  9. Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.

    A.A. Latimer

    …I laughed when I read this one…

    …why be so serious about budgets right?

    …budgets are AWESOME!

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